Boring Game = Picture of hot Alaskan Chick

So I attended the baseball game at Miller Park this fine evening, hoping to witness some level of excitement during the event. Boy was I wrong. The only positive thing I can think of from the game was that C3 got two opposite field hits. Everything else completely sucked.

I was thinking about writing something about the Brewers...but you know what? I'm not. I'm not going to waste time. They'll be fine. Eventually Corey Hart will remember he's playing baseball and not cricket and the team will rebound.

So let's get down to some real business: random hot Alaskan women. Anybody see the preview during Monday's game of Ice Road Truckers Season 3? Can you say...sexy vixen!

Lisa is a rambunctious tomboy and a motocross-riding daredevil who is as full of energy as she is cute. Lisa has crashed both trucks and motorcycles, but she doesn’t let fear get in her way on the road. She must battle the big boys daily just to keep her job.

I love it! Let's check out the photobook shall we!

She looks good even when she gets a little dirty. You work on that truck girl.



I'm digging the look. Oh baby are you a little cold?

Yeah...I know I know. Definitely not a 10 (or even a 9 or an 8). Judging from the photographs she appears to lack a decent frontcourt, but I can overlook that. What I like though...is the attitude gentlemen. You don't mess with her. This chick isn't afraid of a spider. She can make herself look good...while at the same time driving a big rig across a icy death trail. YOU'VE GOT TO LOVE THAT. To paraphrase Johnny Drama, She's the kind that you grab on to...and surrender all control.

The DVR for Ice Road Truckers Season 3 has been set.

The Queen of Diamonds

New nickname for my girl Trenni Kusnierek: The Queen of Diamonds.

It's about time the local media give a little love to the HOMETOWN TALENT.

Not like you guys need ANY REMINDER about how incredible Trenni is, let's go through her attributes one more time just so were on the same page:

Charming
Loquacious
HOT TO TROT
Humble
Hardworking
Classy
ACTUALLY KNOWS A THING OR TWO ABOUT BASEBALL

Oh...and proud to be Polish:

Trenni stayed true to her Polish roots and decided not to change her hard-to-pronounce last name. "I didn't really want to because that's my last name, whether or not it's easy to say or easy to spell. And it's not like my first name is Jennifer.. I mean Trenni Kusnierek.. could it be any less TV friendly?"

I love her. There isn't a woman more "Wisconsin" then Trenni. Keep up the good work sweetheart. Woz will ALWAYS be in your corner.

Robbie Alomor = Not Good Times

And he thought hacking a loogy on an ump was bad. How about this from the AP (no, not legendary commenter AP, the Associated Press):

An ex-girlfriend of Roberto Alomar filed an explosive lawsuit alleging the former baseball star insisted on unprotected sex for four years despite having AIDS.

The lawsuit, filed Jan. 30 and transferred to U.S. District Court on Wednesday, contains accusations that could not be corroborated but portray Alomar as someone who demanded sex without a condom despite showing obvious signs of HIV.

Wow, that's not something you hope for. Why the Kelly Gruber card? Why not?

Trenni a little down and dirty?

Looks like some bloggers out there think Trenni is a little wild.

Here's the question that was posed on the site:
BC editors were so excited about one office chat they decided to pose this question to fellow sports bloggers to get a pulse on the subject of “The Sports Broadcaster/Personality Most Likely To Have A Sex Tape Is…”

The fellas over at NFL Juice think Trenni would be 2nd on such a list. Here's their reasoning:
Close Runner-Up: Trenni Kusnierek of Fox Sports Net. Reason: Spring Break, 1997, Cancun, after-bar party on the beach, loud music, Cuervo 1800 shots, battery-operated toys…..and the rest is classified.

Lies! Lies I tell you! No way Trenni pulls these sorts of stunts. It's a shame the length that some internet personalities go these days just to hype up their own sites. Nothing but another vicious Trenni rumor from someone who doesn't have any idea how classy of a babe she really is.

Chuckie Hacks would never treat you like that Trenni. You're #1 here. Don't you ever forget it.

Thanks to LIFO for the tip.

Chuckie Hacks Outing?

Screw the Brewers tailgate next year...I say we road trip down to Chicago for a Lingerie Football League game!

I think I read something about this a while back, but this article has a little bit more detail. Feel free to peruse.

"Entertainment," says Jeff Bowen, president of the Sears Centre Arena, "and sports for that matter, too. The game is played with regular rules and the girls play seven-on-seven, full-tackle football."

In bras, panties, helmets, shoulder pads and garters.

Ummm...yeah...feel free to email me if you want to split season tickets.

Photo pulled from Daily Herald.

Weekly Bucks Report

The Weekly Bucks Report is written by a man who is known as Two Name, a man who will get into drunken arguments with you at George Webbs if you even mention that you've "lost interest" in the Bucks. Besides that and his inability to bounce a quarter or flip a cup, he still can write good stuff about our favorite NBA team.

Raise your hand if you have heard of these guys: Brad Newley, Stephane Lasme (don’t even know if this is a dude), Derrick Byars, Stanko Barac, Jared Jordan (obviously no relation to a more famous Jordan, considering his basketball career). None of these cats ring a bell?
These are just a few of the players taken ahead of Ramon Sessions in the 2007 NBA Draft. I understand most general managers consider the second round to be a complete crap shoot, but a gem emerges every once and awhile. And it appears Larry Harris, in spite of all his bone-headed decisions as Bucks GM, found a gem in Sessions.
Harris and the Bucks drafted Sessions with the 56th pick in 2007, behind a stable of foreign no-names and guys who are bagging groceries at an ALDI near you. Even many first-round picks that year are failing to make the impact Sessions has at this point. Remember Alando Tucker? Phoenix picked him with the last pick in the first round, and that guy has fallen off the face of planet.
After watching the Bucks beat Washington and lose to Boston and Phoenix, Sessions continues to be the player that catches my eye. Comparisons are never fair, especially in the NBA. But if you watch Sessions, his game is similar to that of Tony Parker. He’s nowhere near Parker’s level, but his ability (and willingness) to get to the hoop and make all sorts of running, off-balance shots reminds me of the Spurs point guard.
Sessions is averaging 17 points and six assists in five games. He seems to be a decent floor leader and made some impressive passes against Phoenix, including one that led to a dunk by Joe Alexander, who saw his first extensive action of the season against the Suns.
So, let’s pose the question: Would you rather have Mo Williams (14 ppg, 5 apg this season, plus inferior defense) or Sessions as your point guard? As long as Sessions stays committed to developing into a true point guard, I’ll take Razor Ramon. You know Mo can fill it up on any given night, but he’s not a point guard to build a team around. I think Sessions can be, and that’s why the Bucks passed on D.J. Augustin and other point guards in last year’s draft. They already had their point guard of the future, and it’s looking positive so far – even if it’s only a handful of games.
Player of the week: See above. Sessions is giving Bucks fans a glimpse at their starting point guard of the (near) future. Luke Ridnour will continue to start because of experience and because Sessions gives the squad a nice boost off the bench, but there’s an obvious drop-off in speed and athleticism when comparing Ridnour and Ramon.
RJ arrives: We got to see the real Richard Jefferson this week. After struggling through his first couple games as a Buck, he broke out with 32 points against the Wizards. He started 6 for 6 against the Celtics, but cooled off after the first quarter. I still think he should be touching the ball more with Mike Redd out. It seems like his teammates forget about him from time to time. By the way, check out RJ’s wifey. Wow.
Road improvement: A 3-4 record with four of those seven games coming on the road is not bad at all for the Bucks. They won two of those road games after struggling mightily last year away from the BC (7-34, ouch!). Wait, they sucked at the BC, too, but I digress …
Rotating rotation: Still having a hard time figuring out Scott Skiles’ rotation. Unlike almost all NBA coaches, he doesn’t seem to have one. He’s going with whoever is playing hard and scoring points. But I had a hard time with Danny G, Charlie Bell, Joe Alexander, Sessions and The Prince (Mbah a Moute) playing at the same time against the Suns. Not a whole lot of firepower there.
Skiles tried to make a point to his starters by sitting them for a considerable amount of time in the first half Saturday, but you risk digging yourself an Anthony Mason-sized hole with a crew like that playing together.
This week: I have the Bucks going 2-2, beating Memphis and a banged-up Spurs squad, and losing to Cleveland and Boston.

Editor's follow up note: I actually watched the Bucks game Friday night against the Celtics. Now granted I was playing poker at Potowatomi, but I was still glancing at the TV whenever I could. I found myself mildly interested in the outcome. They played hard against the champs and the game was fun to watch (until they got blown out in the 4th quarter). All I can say is this through two weeks in the season: this team is a team you can root for as they appear to be trying to play defense with a non-selfish offensive attack. Baby steps indeed to get interest back in the minds of an average WI sports fan.

It's one of those days!

Oh Trenni you sly vixen! Hurt me! Hurt me!

Goldy has been trying to get me all worked up this morning by forwarding me crazy links saying Trenni is taking off for the new MLB Network this next year.

No way. She wouldn't do that to me. Trenni and I have a special bond...you see.

There is nothing I wouldn't do for this woman. I would install her air conditioner. I would put together numerous book shelves. I would adopt several malnourished third-world children just to show how sensitive I am. When she goes on her long runs (she runs marathons you know) I would follow in my car or fixed-gear bike and blast her favorite tunes if she hated running with an ipod (like that one commercial where the husband is following his wife as she runs blasting the Spice Girls in his car). I would do ANYTHING for Trenni.

That's true love people.

Party Time!

I've had some pictures from the big Brewer party that was thrown on Sunday night sent to me from a couple different sources now...so I figure it's time to get them out there. There's some quality ones here. I'm not sure where this takes place, or why WozisZeus wasn't invited.

Get a load of CC cutting what appears to be a relatively serious rug on the dance floor. Is that the robot? The big fellas definitely has moves. He's the life of the party.
Come on Ryan! What's with the hat dude? I think that's the same one Grandpa Joe wore in "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory." But wait, check out the piece of trim he's got on his lap. Serious jelly jamming potential. Ok...fine...Braun wins again. Alpha male.
And then there's JJ. AKA "Ryan Braun Jr." Check out him trying to rock out the hat as well. You can't pull it off dude. You're a tool with a goatee. While I appreciate the talent he's with (I'm a sucker for the sophisticated glasses look), she's a b-lister compared to what Braun is with.

Looks like the boys had a good night. Well deserved.

Now THIS Is a List!

Top 25 Hottest Sportscasters. Our own Trenni cracks the top 25. What's with #5's a$$? Holy smokes, looks like two basketballs stuffed into a pair of jeans.

The list.

Big thanks to MGD Mike for this quality find.

Friday afternoon enjoyment!

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Thanks Nationals!

The Nationals coming into town is like back in college when you went over a month without getting laid. What do you need? Slumpbuster baby. It's like one of the girls you hang out with bringing one of her home town friends over to party for the weekend. Sure, she's a little "big" but you know what, her lower half ain't too bad and she's looking to party. You take care of business, and confidence is back.

Next thing you know, you're back on a hot streak. You walk into Buckhead Saloon and start picking off co-eds 1 by 1. You're hot. That's what San Diego is. A team you can just pound on and continue the winning ways.

Let's go. Keep that hitting streak alive.

Trenni vs. Erin Andrews

Ok...who would win in a bikini-wearing mud wrestling contest: Trenni Kusnierek or Erin Andrews?

Not the point of this post...I just wanted to imagine that for a minute or so.

Drew Olson did a story over the weekend in which he got Trenni's take on the whole Erin Andrews thing, and it turned out great with some solid quotes from my girl:

"With that said, I still think reporters should hold themselves to the highest professional standard. I found her dress to be inappropriate for the workplace.

"I (and Jen Lada) wear skirts and sundresses to the park all the time, but both of us have a pretty simple rule that the outfit should always hit no higher than an inch or two above the knee. If I would wear it to a party, it's not appropriate for work.

"And I know what all the guys out there are going to say, 'Trenni is just being catty because she's jealous.' Trust me when I say I'm not. Erin is a beautiful girl with a body I'd kill for. I know she's hotter than me. But, she'd still be better looking in a professional outfit, not just in glorified lingerie.

As far as I'm concerned, Trenni hit the nail right on the head here. Everything she said was classic common sense. She even said, "I'm not an idiot and I know our gender is part of the reason we're employed." She laid it right on the line, admitting that part of the reason some female sports reporters have jobs is their looks. But while realizing that (& Erin Andrews was quoting as realizing her sex appeal as well), there is a classy way to go about things. Her last paragraph was perfect. Erin Andrews is still freaking hot even when she wears a professional outfit. She doesn't have to wear a revealing outfit.

As for me, there's nothing I enjoy better then watching a Brewer game or a Badger basketball game with several beers in me and having Trenni or Erin tell me what the coach just told them at halftime. That's the appeal to me. I like having a hot broad tell me something. She doesn't have to be wearing a mini-skirt or showing cleavage. So hey Erin, next time you are at Miller Park, wear something a little more professional, do an interview with Braun, and then switch to your sundress and meet me down at Bootlegger's on 3rd after the game.

So, kudos to Trenni for saying the right things. And Trenni, if you're reading this...don't kill anybody trying to get Erin's body. You're doing just fine.

Very simple question: Would you beat?

All right men (and ladies...you know...that's cool too), I'm sick and tired of this Trenni bashing.

Here's the scenario: You leave after work and go directly to Steve's on Bluemound to meet your buddies for the Brewer game. On your way down Bluemound from 84th street (say...by the Subway on 77th), you notice a blonde waving you down on the side of the road. Her little red car is smoking...the hood is up. It's Trenni. She's wearing white capris and a brewer t-shirt. "Oh thank goodness you stopped!" she says..."I have to get to Miller Park, I'm working there today and am supposed to be there in 10 minutes! Can you give me a ride?"

Since you're no doubt a gentlemen...you gladly offer her a ride.

As you cruise down Bluemound, you talk about the Brewers and how fun the team is this year. You make her laugh by telling Mitch Hedberg jokes. Since you're probably driving a convertible...the wind is blowing her hair around like that scene in "Wayne's World" where Garth is daydreaming. All of a sudden, that "I kissed a girl and I liked it" song comes on the radio and she starts singing the lyrics. You start to think she could be the one.

Since she's got credentials, you get past all the parking nazi's and go right to the front gate. She gives you a quick kiss on the cheek, says thanks for the ride, and then starts to get out. You think its all over, and you've got a good story for your buddies.

But it's not. She suddenly turns around. "How'd you like to watch the game in Annastasio's Box?" You obviously say "Sure, that'd be fun!" Then she tosses you some sort of permanent stadium pass, you exchange cell numbers, and off she goes.

You roll into Mark's personal box feeling like a stud. You introduce yourself to Doug Melvin and tell him you like everythings he's done (well...except the Gagne signing). Rick Majerus is randomly there. Over about a dozen chicken wings and a quesadilla, you talk about the upcoming Marquette hoops season. All this time, Trenni is sending you text messages, asking how everything is going.

Finally around the 8th inning, with the Brewers comfortably ahead, and you with 7 miller lites in you, you get the nerve to text back to Trenni, "What are you doing after the game?"

Trenni replies, "I say we keep this party going. Meet me back at my condo in the Falls (gives address). Hope you brought your trunks for the hot tub!"

You smile knowingly to yourself, because hell yeah, you don't have swimming trunks...and that's not going to stop you.

Question: LIKE YOUR NOT GOING TO GO OUT THERE AND HIT IT?!?!

A little Trenni...

Oh yeah...here's to hoping we see a little bit of Trenni tonight. She's just what we need this series.

Ahhhhhh....Trenni

After last night's debacle...I think a little Trenni is in order. Too bad for the rest of you guys...she loooooooves me!

Check out that little smirk of hers. It's like she knows something and wants to tell you but knows she shouldn't. Or maybe she wants to just get spanked. Either way...Nice to see FSN bring in some top-notch talent!

Quit playing games with my...

...Hart.

Corey Hart is currently owning souls to the tune of 3 HR & 7 rbi in his last 7 at-bats. The funny thing is...he thought his move to the top of the order would allow him to "run more." HA! Can't steal bases when all you're doing is hitting home runs you donkey!

I'm guessing he's going to treat himself to a subsequent tattoo after this hot streak is over.

In other news...how hot is Trenni Kusnierek? I'd like to jam her jelly a little bit you know what I'm sayin...