Thursday, June 12, 2008

Quit playing games with my...

...Hart.

Corey Hart is currently owning souls to the tune of 3 HR & 7 rbi in his last 7 at-bats. The funny thing is...he thought his move to the top of the order would allow him to "run more." HA! Can't steal bases when all you're doing is hitting home runs you donkey!

I'm guessing he's going to treat himself to a subsequent tattoo after this hot streak is over.

In other news...how hot is Trenni Kusnierek? I'd like to jam her jelly a little bit you know what I'm sayin...

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Trenni is hotter than erin andrews

Anonymous said...

My buddies went to high school with her and her sister. Said the sister is even hotter.

Anonymous said...

I am sure signing that autograph for Woz at the Chipotle was the main reason he just hit that homer. Also, great jamming the jelly tag.

Anonymous said...

That was a good win. Nice to salvage a split on that road trip.

Anonymous said...

Can we get a contract for Corey ASAP? He's the only guy on the team who isn't affected by being shuffled around in the lineup.