Thursday, November 6, 2008
Oh Trenni you sly vixen! Hurt me! Hurt me!
Goldy has been trying to get me all worked up this morning by forwarding me crazy links saying Trenni is taking off for the new MLB Network this next year.
No way. She wouldn't do that to me. Trenni and I have a special bond...you see.
There is nothing I wouldn't do for this woman. I would install her air conditioner. I would put together numerous book shelves. I would adopt several malnourished third-world children just to show how sensitive I am. When she goes on her long runs (she runs marathons you know) I would follow in my car or fixed-gear bike and blast her favorite tunes if she hated running with an ipod (like that one commercial where the husband is following his wife as she runs blasting the Spice Girls in his car). I would do ANYTHING for Trenni.
That's true love people.