Thursday, November 6, 2008

It's one of those days!




Oh Trenni you sly vixen! Hurt me! Hurt me!

Goldy has been trying to get me all worked up this morning by forwarding me crazy links saying Trenni is taking off for the new MLB Network this next year.

No way. She wouldn't do that to me. Trenni and I have a special bond...you see.

There is nothing I wouldn't do for this woman. I would install her air conditioner. I would put together numerous book shelves. I would adopt several malnourished third-world children just to show how sensitive I am. When she goes on her long runs (she runs marathons you know) I would follow in my car or fixed-gear bike and blast her favorite tunes if she hated running with an ipod (like that one commercial where the husband is following his wife as she runs blasting the Spice Girls in his car). I would do ANYTHING for Trenni.

That's true love people.

10 comments:

Chorenzo Chorizno said...

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Goldy said...

Sorry man. Didn't want to ruin your day. Just figured you would be willing to fight for her not to leave. She is the only bright spot of the Bucks telecasts. I could do McGlocklin's job.

fischsticks said...

did you try following those links? This whole thing started as one line in the MLB network wikipedia article. I can't and won't believe it til it's someplace a little more official

Chorenzo Chorizno said...

There's an article posted on On Milwaukee: http://www.onmilwaukee.com/sports/articles/trennimlb.html

As I write this, she's on 540 co-hosting a show with Drew Olson, senior editor at On Milwaukee.

Matt said...

I'll repeat what I sent to Goldy when he first informed me of this:

Harold Reynolds is no doubt thrilled about this development.

Over Rated said...

See ya Trenni- dont let the door hit your larger than average A$$ on the way out.

LIFO said...

Amen Overrated. Thank god!!!

Anonymous said...

We can see what is on Woz's mind today...

Anonymous said...

Bring back Ann Carroll!

I cringed even typing that.

Craig Coshun said...

If you thought Ann Carol was bad

wait until bob brainerd finishes his sex change and gets back to the brewer crew..