Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Thanks Nationals!

The Nationals coming into town is like back in college when you went over a month without getting laid. What do you need? Slumpbuster baby. It's like one of the girls you hang out with bringing one of her home town friends over to party for the weekend. Sure, she's a little "big" but you know what, her lower half ain't too bad and she's looking to party. You take care of business, and confidence is back.

Next thing you know, you're back on a hot streak. You walk into Buckhead Saloon and start picking off co-eds 1 by 1. You're hot. That's what San Diego is. A team you can just pound on and continue the winning ways.

Let's go. Keep that hitting streak alive.

3 comments:

D'Amicos one good year said...

Better watch it, Woz... Might get a Padres fan pissy if you say that their team is bad...

Wouldn't sweeping the Pads be like hitting up a slump-buster and then her fatter sister later that night?

Wrigleyville said...

i was waiting for the woz guarantee...

Todd said...

Picking off co-ed at Buckhead...oh that's great.