Prior to his death seven score and four years ago, Honest Abe couldn't hit a slider either.
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Corey Hart and JJ Hardy dyed their hair jet black at a NYC salon before the game yesterday. Not sure what bet they lost. Hart also dyed his beard, giving us the quote of the year on this young season from Prince:
"You look like Abraham Lincoln," teammate Prince Fielder told Hart. "That's hilarious."
Nice.
