DONT BEAT THE SAINTS!

We've got peanut butter on top of chocolate tonight....good on good. The Saints passing game vs the Packers secondary. Things I would like to see:

- Woodson matched up with Colston
- Limiting the Saints running game....no Reggie Bush to worry about
- A Mason Crosby 51 yard field goal
- AJ Hawk kill Jeremy Shockey
- Chuck with a hot start, to hopefully quiet the dome
- Big returns from Blackman...I smell at least one
- Clifton control Will Smith- More carries from Brandon Jackson
- A well executed screen pass. What happened to the screen pass!
- Trammy Williams with a pick-6 in front of his home folks

- An Aaron Kampman sack
- A drunken Woz running onto the field and taking out Brees' knee
- Of course, a win

Don't Beat The Bears!

Screw it, the KC Wolf is in hibernation. How about some reverse psychology? I'm desperate. I'll be at Curly this weekend, so a large recap will take the place of a preview. Whiskey may, or may not, be involved - so it could get ugly.

Don't beat the Hoosiers!

The Badgers have no chance this weekend!

Get Swept by the Phillies!

Don't Sweep the Padres!

Don't Sweep the Braves!

Get Swept By The Cubs!

Don't Get Any Hits With RISP!

Don't Score Any More Runs!

Don't Sweep the Cardinals!

Don't Sweep the Giants!

Lose Every Series in 2008 vs. the Rockies!

Don't Sweep the Pirates!

Your Welcome

Had to respond to Woz referencing my "Brewers are Done" article from early May. It's making me look like an idiot...which is AWESOME. Me being wrong on this means the Brewers will make the playoffs, which, of course, would give me a tingling sensation in my loins. It also proves that whenever I think the Brewers are dead, they go on a run. They're about 25-3 (or something like that) since that post. Conversely, whenever I completely buy in and believe they are for real, Sheets strains his inner ear and the entire lineup resembles the 2002 Beer Makers. Thus, I'm not just hear to reiterate they're dead....but I think the entire franchise should be contracted. Done. Montreal Expos-style. It's this kind of thinking that will surly propel them to the World Series. Your Welcome.

Don't Sweep the Blue Jays!

Don't Win a Road Game in Houston This Year!

This road leads to Minute Maid Park.

Don't Sweep the Diamondbacks!

Don't Sweep the Astros!