Bill Hall's Last Chance

I received the following text message this morning from my roommate (Everybody's Favorite Life Insurance Salesman):
EFLIS: "Bill Hall is standing next to me at Starbucks.."

I responded with: "Did you catch an autograph?"

EFLIS responded with: "No...I said take care Billy...good luck tonight...as he was walking out."

This is it Billy. Tonight you better do something good. You're up early today...you've got your expresso in...and the Brewers are up 5.5 games in the wild card with 25 games left.

You making $5 million this year and you are statistically the worst offensive player on the team. For christ's sake...BEN SHEETS has a better offensive VORP than you.

But none of that matters. That is the past. I'm not asking for much tonight. I want just your basic 1 for 3 with a walk and a double. Maybe a run or an rbi. NO STRIKEOUTS. If you do that I will not bash you in this blog for the entire month of September. Against my better judgment, I will even do the Bill Hall chant next week when I'm at the park. Do it Billy. Do something.

Sincerely,
Woz

Monday Morning Guess Who? - UPDATED

The first person to guess what movie this guy is from wins a Chuckie Hacks prize. The answer will SHOCK you!

UPDATE: Reader Erik nails it. Motherfucking Billy Bob (apparently Ron Lester in real life). Depending on what paragraph you read on IMDB, he has lost anywhere from 250 to 348 pounds. Another fun fact: he had to have 17 cosmetic surgeries to take care of all the excess skin.

What does this have to do with WI sports? I have no idea. All I know is that I felt it was my duty to share with the Chuckie Hacks masses that Billy Bob is no more.

Good luck selling life insurance Ron, you'll never land another movie role again.