Woz feels a little down today. He's distraught. He's confused. He's wondering if he is missing out on something greater. SOMEBODY better. There's this little knot inside his stomach that keeps on turning tighter as every minute passes.
As a matter of fact, has his whole life been a waste? Has everything he has done, seen, heard, people he has met, things that have inspired him...has it all been for naught?
There is definitely a void people. A black hole. Much like Johnny Ringo in Tombstone, there is just a big hole in his life that will never be filled.
You know what is the only thing that could fill this void? This large black hole?
Tim Tebow. Actually...let me rephrase: 5 MINUTES with Tim Tebow.
Showing posts with label Shooting a load. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Shooting a load. Show all posts
Friday, January 9, 2009
Thursday, January 8, 2009
In the year 2000...
In the future scientists will be able to take DNA obtained from Brett Favre and DNA obtained from Tim Tebow and create some sort of super quarterback being. When this happens, football announcers will either shoot their loads all over themselves or their heads will explode upon site of this mystical being. I'm rooting for the head explosion route.
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