"Corpse"

I'm hear by labeling Ted Simmons, "The Corpse." Has anybody noticed this? That guy's sleeping in the dugout, I'm sure of it. The value of a bench coach can be debated, but his might be negative points. And, as we all know, Ned needs all the help he can get. Watch when the camera scrolls by Simmons. He's sleeping, I swear. The guy doesn't even talk, let alone move. For this, he shall now be known as "The Corpse."