Tomorrow - Mallards vs Swedish National Team. How bad is the Swedish National team if they're playing a randomly assembled College team...and will probably get killed.
June, 2nd. Frank Howard Apperance. I always thought 1960s slugger Frank Howard was black until 15 seconds ago. Hmm.
June, 6th - Go Green Night. The Mallards will play in hemp uniforms. Seriously....only in Madison.
June, 13th - Muskies Turn Back The Clock Night. At one time, Madison had a Single A team in the Midwest League. Who knew Jose/Ozzie Canseco started shooting roids in Madison?
June, 10th - Stop Plumbers Butt Night. Yep, fans will recieve either a plunger or a long-tail shirt. Sweet, extra material to untuck after a win!
July, 10th - Bud Light Hockey Night. This is awesome...it says: "with an original Hanson Brother from Slapshot." Doesn't say which one, just "an original." Ha.
July 24th - Dream Lanes Big Lebowski Night. Jeff Dowd will be there. Who? The guy who inspired "The Dude" in the classic flick. "You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me."August, 21st - MLB/Mallard Alumni Game. Featuring....Paul Molitor! Wow, that's a pretty big get for this level. As I was reading this, I was expecting like Jerry Augustine or Chuckie Carr.