Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Brewers Sports Illustrated Preview

SI has the Crew winning 84 games, 9 games behind the Cubs and 5 out of the Wild Card. Douchebag John Heyman does the Milwaukee writeup which includes these two nuggets:

Now the Brewers have "the nucleus," and everyone from Glendale to Waukesha to Hales Corners (and plenty of places outside the Wisconsin borders, really) knows who forms it...

Last I checked, Brewer games are broadcasted, written, and talked about through means of communication that stretch well beyond a 10 mile radius of Miller Park.

The athletic Weeks -- with whom Randolph, a former All-Star second baseman, worked closely this year -- has yet to tap his potential...

Yostradamas, Part II?

2 comments:

thecobra said...

How do so many people get fooled by this kid?

ClownShipLollypop said...

I think the bat flicking puts people into a trance.

Fucking Swami.