Tuesday, February 17, 2009

How do you pronounce Derrick Turnbow in French?

Eric Gagne!

Welcome back you donkey. From $10M guaranteed to a minor league deal with incentives.

God Bless America (or in this case...Canada).

9 comments:

Charlie Marlow said...

At least they can release him if he doesn't pitch well enough to make the club out of ST.

brad said...

I've got my gas can pictures on stand-by...

Anonymous said...

I choose to look at this as basically a 2 year, $10.4 million deal which makes last year maybe 1% easier to take.

wv23 said...

BREAKING NEWS!!#KJ$!!@!!! STOP THE PRESSES!!!! URGENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the great anonymous mystery may be over!!!!!

anonymous apparently outed himself as santo's other leg at wv23 today, unless there are two people from oak creek who like to use the word "hayseed," can't resist catnip, and relentlessly troll our site for brewers news or cubs losses.

we're not 100 percent certain. we have investigators combing over the evidence, tracing posts and taking DNA samples at wv23 (aka that "awful blog").

FURTHER BULLETINS AS DEVELOPMENTS WARRANT!!!!!!

everybody said...

WV23,
nobody cares. Whoever you are.

Nubs said...

WV23, Good work. Keep us posted

Nubs said...

Also I almost forgot. I like the signing. He wasn't AWEFUL he was just not worth $10,000,000 last year.

simple math said...

5.44 ERA + 1.46 WHIP = awful, at any price

D'Amico's one good year said...

To the poster named Everybody-

Die.