Friday, January 9, 2009

My life is lacking something...

Woz feels a little down today. He's distraught. He's confused. He's wondering if he is missing out on something greater. SOMEBODY better. There's this little knot inside his stomach that keeps on turning tighter as every minute passes.

As a matter of fact, has his whole life been a waste? Has everything he has done, seen, heard, people he has met, things that have inspired him...has it all been for naught?

There is definitely a void people. A black hole. Much like Johnny Ringo in Tombstone, there is just a big hole in his life that will never be filled.

You know what is the only thing that could fill this void? This large black hole?

Tim Tebow. Actually...let me rephrase: 5 MINUTES with Tim Tebow.


Goldy said...

Did you know his faith guides his life?

Lance's Other Nut said...

To echo the fellas at KSK, I for one, cannot wait to see the Tim Tebow vs Kurt Warner contest to see who can awkwardly bring faith/God to the forefront of every game.

Todd said...

Can Sarah Palin be the moderator in that one Lance?

Tim said...

I call for some sort of "Win, Lose, or Draw" cage match to determine the winner of this one. We all know that Warner's drawing of God turned into Jesus real quick, so this could get interesting.

Matt said...

I just like seeing Woz refer to himself in the 3rd person.

Matt approves.

Lance's Other Nut said...

Maybe Arizona will get Tebow, then they can both turn Leinart back to the path of salvation

graf said...

i thought you were setting us up for one of your trenni posts, or has she been long forgotten nowadays?

rex said...

Tebow is the reason I get out of bed in the morning. Knowing that he can live with the lepers reassures me that I can do anything I want.

"Try your best to win them all
and one day time will tell
when you’re the one that’s standing there
you’ll reach the final bell!

You’re the best!
Nothing’s gonna ever keep you down
You’re the Best!