Thursday, January 8, 2009
In the year 2000...
In the future scientists will be able to take DNA obtained from Brett Favre and DNA obtained from Tim Tebow and create some sort of super quarterback being. When this happens, football announcers will either shoot their loads all over themselves or their heads will explode upon site of this mystical being. I'm rooting for the head explosion route.
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Goldy,
Missed ya at league night last night. Epic performance at the bar dice game post rolling. Anyway the game was on but couldn't hear it so I will have to take your word for it. That and now Woz's professed man crush.
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