Thursday, October 23, 2008


I'd like to pwn approximately 98% of the people who comment in the JSOnline Blog.

Fools. Just fools.

Check out some of the crap written in the post today about the Yankee's interest in Mike Cameron.

It's totally anti-Cameron...but that is not the point of this post. The point of this post is to make fun of this comment.

What about trading hall and weeks to seattle for ichiro? I mean Jack Z drafted those guys and has to still have faith in them that they can turn things around and become good players. Then that takes care of a left handed on base type guy. Just throwing the idea out there.

Ladies and Gentlemen...your Billups of the Week...JSONLINE poster Mattyo80!

YES! YES! It's gonna happen! Ichiro is going to be a Brewer next year! Doug Melvin is going to call up Jack Z in a week and here is going to be the exchange:
Doug- What up Z?
Jack Z- Chilling. It's raining again out here.
Doug- Told you man...should have stayed.
Jack Z- F you Doug...I made you. What do you want?
Doug-You always liked Rickie Weeks right?
Jack Z-I liked his potential sure. Uhh...why?
Doug-Let's think about a trade.
Jack Z-Ummm...ok. I've got a couple A ball players available.
Doug-Well...I was thinking more along the lines of the Japanese guy who runs all around the batter's box when he swings.
Jack Z-Ichiro. You want to me to give you Ichiro for Dick Weeks? Dude...I've got him locked up through 2012. He gets like...20M a year. You guys can't pay that. Plus, it's freaking Ichiro. I'll get fired within a week if I trade Ichiro for Weeks. Why are we even talking about this? This doesn't make any sense.
Doug-I know. That's why we're going to give you Bill Hall too. It'll make the numbers work.
Jack Z-Make. The. Numbers. Work. I don't want Bill Hall! I'm hanging up!
Doug-Wait Jack! I need you! (hears dial tone).


ClownShipLollypop said...

Meth, it hits home hard...

Matt said...

I'm very excited about the possibility of a 4-team trade between the Brewers, Blue Jays, Rangers and Mariners sometime in the near future.

Charlie Marlow said...

Yeah, the crazies come out hard over there. I post under the name "Marlow" on that blog, and more times than not end up regretting even trying to talk baseball with those turds.

ClownShipLollypop said...

I love how it's just assumed that they are interested in trading for anything. In that case:

I will trade 1 peanut butter sandwich, a "Where the heck is Wall Drug" bumper sticker, an "I beat my coach" bowling patch circa 1983, a case of burple, a Primeco phone and Brad Nelson's 6th chin.


AP said...

After that, all we gotta do now is flip Suppan for King Felix and we're good!

Also, "I beat my coach" patch?
Awesome, I had one of those. Nice work Clown.

ClownShipLollypop said...

I'm not sure exactly how I "beat my coach" because he bowled like a 200 and I bowled a 48. Maybe they were implying something else?!

lofty said...

Did he ever ask you to stay after practice or give you a ride home?