First, it was Matt Jones bringing new meaning to the nickname "White Lightning" by being arrested for possession of nose candy.
Then, Fred Taylor gets arrested for disorderly conduct on South Beach for getting into an argument with the cops - always a good idea. But wait, at least he had a good reason for being out at 4:00 AM - or not:
"People say it was four o'clock in the morning, but we're in Miami. We're not in Jacksonville, where everything closes at 2. In Miami everything opens at 2, so you take your nap and go out and have a good time and you come home. I was trying to come home and, unfortunately, this situation came about," he said.
Now, D-lineman Dick Collier faces life-threatening injuries after being gunned down outside of an apartment complex this weekend.
Sheesh...Jack Del Rio might have to cut some veteran backups and sign a few Secret Service members instead...