For those of you who have been long-time readers of this blog, you'll remember that Goldy and I had a little golf rage incident at a local municipal course last year. Captain D-Bag was good for a few laughs.
Well, this story takes my Captain D-Bag story, and escalates it a bit. Takes it to another level. Puts it to shame, really.
My favorite quote:
"The guy didn't deserve to be put in the hospital and didn't deserve to almost be killed," Greg Shampine said. "But he did deserve to get his (behind) kicked because he was asking for it. It was not as one-sided of an assault as it's been made to sound. ... You mess with the bull, you get the horns."
Correct, if the bull is a golfer, and the horns is a 6-iron.