Rumor has it that the "High Life Guy," known to some as Windell Middlebrooks, will be throwing out the first pitch tonight at the Crew - Cardinals game. He will also be all over the parking lot before the game...passing out Miller gear.If you're tailgaiting at the game tonight and you run into the guy, feel free to offer him a cold beer and hot dog. If you're really classy maybe throw some chicken wings his way.
Just don't offer him some organic chips, a veggie burger, or a daquiri. Cause if you do sir, you are not living the high life.
UPDATE:
For the record, when I say "Rumor has it," I mean that "Brad emailed me telling me to post about this because some guy in his office told him and he can't post himself cause he is in meetings all day." But now I read on the JSONLINE that the tubby bitch is going to be at Miller Park this Saturday (but won't be throwing out the first pitch apparently). So maybe this is what they were referring to. I don't freaking know. Bottom line, everything I wrote above stands, look for Mr. Middlebrooks at Miller Park on Saturday.
11 comments:
I have attended both a Packer & Brewer game where Windell has sung the national anthem. I guess stealing beers from hotels & grocery stores qualifies you to sing at ballparks. Who knew.
this guy (or rather the marketing campaign involving this guy) is the worst
Jason is dead WRONG
like he says "i need to smell me a hot dog or something. let me know i'm alive"
Am I missing something or does it sound weird that a Miller Ad guy is throwing out the first pitch at Busch Stadium? My guess it's taking place back here at Miller Park over the weekend? As you said "Rumor has it"
U racist SOB Woz, seriously Chicken Wings, are you crazy?
BTW it would make sense if he is throwing out the pitch at Miller Park, being he sells Miller High Life, but isn't it Busch Stadium?
Apparently, for more than $5 (presumably), Windell will: crash tailgate parties, throw out the first pitch, tend bar, do the chicken dance, act as a finish line, throw t-shirts, etc.
"Heart attack in aisle common sense!"
Jason drinks bud
He will be in town this weekend. In fact, I saw a banner yesterday that he's doing an "appearance" in the Falls Friday from 10:30-noon.
apparently i'm one of those guys that MUSTA LOST CHO MIND because i drink neither miller NOR bud AND I think Windell is garbage
i'm off to drink some wine at a bistro, ta ta
For $5 I'll PEE a macadamia nut!
I could swear that's what he says.
Ouch.
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