Friday, October 26, 2007

Halloween Costume Time

Cheap and easy Halloween Costume of the year



So it is that time of year again where people dress up for Halloween. Never been big on dressing up for Halloween, but never wanted to be the douche who didn't dress up. I think my last costume consisted of me and Tony purchasing the cheapest Red and Blue sweatshirts we could find and forming a "T" and a "P" on them and going as Terrance and Phillip. Amazingly, people knew who we were.

This year I am going as Bret Bielema. I ordered the exact same windbreaker, throwing on some kahki pants, have the adidas shoes, procured a headset, and thanks to the fine folks in graphics, have a laminated play sheet. Since my hairline is going back like Bret's and I put on a few pounds after moving back thanks to all the cook outs this summer, this costume should work for me. Plus I get a nice new Wisconsin jacket out of it.

My other idea was going as one of the Dick in a Box guys. It's pretty easy.
Step 1: Cut a hole in the box
Step 2: Put your junk in that box
Step 3: Make her open the box

Really, all one would have to do is grow a bad beard and get some Miami Vice type clothes, making themselves look like a member of Color Me Badd, and attach the afore-mentioned box and you would be all set.

So, having said all that, what are the 8 Chuckie Hacks Readers dressing up as for Halloween this year?

20 comments:

Anonymous said...

Dwight K. Schrute!

- Not so anonymous Jake

Anonymous said...

Steve Irwin with a piece of wire hanging out of my chest...

Anonymous said...

I'll go as Ned Yost and a friend of mine will go as Doug Melvin...actually my friend will just dress up with the "dick in a box" and me, as Ned Yost, will open it!

Anonymous said...

Steve Irwin should have been last year.... He's played out. You should try and find a miniture horse suit.

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