Tuesday, September 11, 2007

Humpty Dumpty Now Starting for Giants


Former Kentucky tackle turned QB Jared Lorenzen will start for the Giants this weekend vs Green Bay. Who's not looking forward to seeing KGB bounce off Battleship Lorenzen like a fly on a moving Suburban? He's listed at 6'-4", 285. Yeah, right. This guy's a couple of biscuits shy of 3 bills, no doubt. I remember seeing him in college and, surprisingly, he can move! Should be interesting.

4 comments:

AP said...

Does any team in the league have a bigger weight differential between #1 & #2 starters than New York. Jeez.

That guy looks like he could play O-line for denver.....

matt said...

It's a good thing this isn't 4 years ago with Jamal Reynolds and KGB playing DE - Battleship Lorenzen would outweigh those guys by 40 pounds each.

I'd like to change my prediction on the GB Giants game - I did not expect both Manning and Jacobs to be hurt in week 1. Talk about ruining your season right out of the gates...

AP said...

Deadspin was calling this guy the "Pilsbury Throwboy".

AP said...

.....and now MSNBC is saying Eli is going to play. Still, Jacobs and the DE with the difficult to spell last name should be out.