Wednesday, August 1, 2007

Prince has Chubby Kids

Big surprise...Prince's kids are chubby. Those are his words, not mine:

"You get home and you have two chubby-faced kids who want to wrestle, so it's hard to still be mad," Fielder said.

In other news, Dick Weeks sent to AAA. I'll keep saying his wrist is all messed up and hope I'm right. He's not this bad. Right?

Also, Elmer Dessens is now back in the bigs. Miller Park scoreboard operator, you have been notified.

5 comments:

AP said...

Honestly, some day that Weeks guy is going to bat .300, steal 30 bases, and jack 30HR's. He might do it on playstation3, but dammit someday that guy is going to do it!

Larry said...

He is Worthless!

AP said...

....not if he plays playstation THAT well he isn't. Seriously, he could probably enter a tournament or something.....

sleestak said...

If Weeks would just lay off emailing his brother so much his wrist would have a chance to heal.... oh wait, that's Zambrano.

AP said...

Perhaps it's a little too much guitar hero for Mr. Weeks that is causing the wrist pain......either that or that incredibly stupid batting motion where he torques on his wrist for like a minute before every pitch.