Wednesday, August 1, 2007

Not in My Dojo!


Yost: Fear does not exist in Miller Park, does it?

Brewer 25-man Roster: No, Sensei.

Yost: Pain does not exist in Miller Park, does it?

Brewers 25-man Roster: No, Sensei.

Yost: Defeat does not exist in Miller Park, does it?

Brewers 25-man Roster: No, Sensei.



Fear, pain and defeat does appear to exist in other dojos, however.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

....and then Jenkins wonders why Yost has had him chopping down tree after tree in the yard with an ax.

"This has nothing to do with hitting!", exclaims a visually frustrated Jenkins.

But when Yost (Myagi) fires a fastball at jenks, the glue realizes that same muscle motion can be used in hitting home runs.

Anonymous said...

Jenkins is the best around. Nothins gonna ever keep him down. Hes the best a-rrounnd. Nothins gonna ever keep him dowwnnn.