Chuckie Hacks would like to throw out a congratulations for Carlos Fernando Corporan for his first major league hit.
Brad Nelson...you're up next buddy. I can feel it. You're due.
EDIT: Slight oversight on my part with my comments regarding Mr. Nelson. Apparently he had 2 hits last year (Hey...how bout that!). Perhaps I should have simply stated..."Brad Nelson, still a donkey."
Thanks to noted Hacker Alan for the clarification.