- Show up drunk to a high school dance? Check.
- Fall off a chair at said dance? Perhaps.
- Crawl to the dance floor? Not that I can recall. But I wouldn't rule it out...
- Unable to control bodily movements? Um....
- Bite a principal in the chest? Ahhh....
- BAC of .08? Come on!
Seriously?
Lightweight.
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It's a high school chick. Probably a goody goody choir girl type having drinks for her first time.
A beer and a half would do her in. She didn't know what she was doing. Lucky for her she tried the sauce before her first weekend in college. She would have been a doozy up at LAX on one of the first Thursday nights...
You call it crazy, she calls it Friday night.
This dumb bitch will be the first one to cry about being "raped" in college when she get's so blitzed she doesn't even remember anything.
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