Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Looper - Filling Sheets' Shoes Just Fine

Looper won't pitch for 10-12 days and might start the season on the DL. Who does he think he is, Sheets Jr?

Update: In other news, Gagne has a bum shoulder. Probably from hauling his 10 gallon gas can out to the mound every other inning. Insert "now that he's off the roids" comment here.

4 comments:

Matt said...

Actually, Sheets never started the season on the DL that I can recall - he just got there by the end of the year when the team needed him.

woziszeus said...

Looper is a currently a fairy in my book. A twinkling little fairy boy who like kittens. A twinkling little fairy boy who likes kittens and enjoys the opera.

Charlie Marlow said...

"Gagne has a bum shoulder. Probably from hauling his 10 gallon gas can out to the mound every other inning."

Haha

ClownShipLollypop said...

As always, the comments on JSonline in regards to this are top notch.

"Send him back and trade for Peavy"

This is a very realistic expectation if your brain is made of rocks and piss.