Monday, February 16, 2009

"I'll Steal Your Money Like I Stole Your Bike."

Lance Amstrong got his time trial bike stolen. WTF is this, third grade? Who steals bikes after the age of 10? Is the thief gonna ride down to the arcade and throw some quarters in the Dig Dug machine? Maybe Lance used one of these crappy $3.00 locks that could be picked in about 2 minutes. Remember those...the paper thin chain covered in a plastic sleeve with the rotary-dial code? Anyway, I really hope Lance gets his Huffy back.


4 comments:

Lance's Other Nut said...

Well considering it is worth $10,000 (not sure if the thief knew beforehand), I'd say if you were going to steal a bike, this is the one to go after.

Matt said...

I wonder how strong the market for stolen Lance Armstrong bikes is?

"You want a toe? I can get you a toe...hell I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon. With nail polish."

Somali Pirate said...

Mushlishnoosh ppooooot (Click, Click)

Anonymous said...

I bet it's not in the basement of the alamo.