Let me help you out. I'm sure you got Ben Sheets' cell. Shoot him a text. Here it is: "Ben, 2 years $21M, Ship it now, lv Dougie Fresh"
I'll get back to you tomorrow about that golf trip you want to me to come on.
In other news, barring some MRI that shows structural damage, if Ben Sheets ends up signing with some chump team for under this amount I'm not going to be happy. Again, for this price and years, it just seems like a good fit for the Crew.
In subsequent other news, I'm buying a Trevor Hoffman jersey.