Thursday, November 20, 2008

A Chuckie Hacks congratulations!

Chuckie Hacks would like to congratulate one of our favorite lazy Milwaukee Bucks, Charlie Villanueva, for being named "America's most beautiful bald celebrity."

Here's another link with a nice picture of our hairless friend.

Voters all across America have exercised their inalienable rights and have once again proven that bald is indeed beautiful, naming Charlie Villanueva, the inaugural winner of the EAGLE Snacks' THE BALD AND THE BEAUTIFUL(TM) Sweepstakes. a reward for being crowned America's official Bald and Beautiful Winner, Villanueva will also receive a distinguished trophy, honoring his accomplishment.

Allright Charlie! Way to get that trophy!

The interesting thing (I guess) in all this is that Villanueva actually has a condition called Alopecia Areata. So it isn't like he shaves his head or is old enough where he has just lost all his hair. Dude can't grow it. He's got no eyebrows (check out the pic).

So I'm not quite sure if this "contest" was supposed to be some sort of spoof gag (You'd think it is since it's named "The Bald and the Beautiful" and its for some snack company) but Charlie V took it in stride and donated some more money to a Foundation that looks for a cure for his disease.

Hopefully this award will knock his bald ass into a higher gear on the court.


Anonymous said...

That no eyebrows thing is an unfair advantage in a baldness contest.

D'Amico's one good year said...

He puts as much effort out on the court as he does maintaining his 'do...

Seriously, though... He's a 2 in a 4's body, which is a shame. What's the old saying? "Million dollar talent, ten-cent brain"

Lance's Other Nut said...

Has to be asked...

Does the carpet match the drapes?