Friday, October 3, 2008

This Should Help

Can't hit the ball, can't field the ball: Yeah, that's gonna win you a lot of playoff games. Come on Sveum - no, check that. It's Swaim. Dail Swaim, until he does something about Corey Hart. And Bill Hall. Bench him. Bat him 8th. Something. Hell, how about go Yosted and bat him 9th? And I know Jamie Moyer tosses salad left handed, but why does that automatically put Hall and Weeks into the lineup? Swaim, listen to me and the rest of the thinking world out there.....DONT PUT RICKIE WEEKS INTO THE BALL GAME. Never. Start Durham. Please! As for Hall...give him the Hart treatment. Either bat him 8th, or don't play him at all. Its that simple. Hell, bring back the corps of Gus Polidor to start at 3b.




We need to get something going, something big. In a show of solidarity - anybody and everybody has to sing this song during Braun's 3rd at bat. Wherever you are. At home, a bar, at Miller Park. Lets find out the true power of Chuckie Hacks. I know for a fact every Brewer fan in the world reads Chuckie, so I'm expecting a beautiful chorus of this at Miller Park...Braun's 3rd at bat:

Braun's the best!
Around!
Nothing’s gonna ever keep him down
Braun's the Best!
Around!
Nothing’s gonna ever keep him down
Braun's the Best!
Around!
Nothing’s gonna ever keep Braun dow-ow-ow-ow-own


And when the Brauntosarus hits a bomb, watches it for 31 seconds, starts stripping while rounding the bases yelling "I'm getting some serious p_ssy tonight!!" - you can thank me later.

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

I didn't think you were suppose to "talk" about the brewers...ugh oh, this isn't good.

Anonymous said...

WTF BRAD!

Anonymous said...

Him N0T talking wasn't helping... so why not?

Anonymous said...

The Brewers only suck when I say they will win. Never said that.

Todd said...

Hey, your bold statement worked out before...I'll throw support behind another one! I hope he jacks a first inning solo shot and rounds the bases with a finger pointed up in the air like we just won the WS.

Anonymous said...

can we sing a song to hart when he has his first AB?

that, or have someone run onto the field and take his legs out?

Anonymous said...

Lunch at Miller Park. Goldy and i checked out the scene. Looking good. They were putting down the Playoff logo on the field and over the dugouts.

To steal a quote from the old man in Dazed and Confused "look'n tough."

now lets do this!

Anonymous said...

I'm not going to lie, I do not get the Dail Swaim joke.

Anonymous said...

me neither.

Tim said...

I will be there Saturday. I am admittedly old, and am wondering if there is a specific tune that I should sing this song to? I'm willing to try anything

Clown said...

Sing it like Joe Esposito in the key of G...

The 80's rocked. Strangly, that song reminds me of Burple.

Tim said...

Thanks, Clown. I didn't catch that one.