Thankfully Rudi Has Luggage Tags on His Bags

Oh those wacky Lions!

Detroit signed Rudi Johnson to compete at running back after he was waived by the Bengals. To make room for Johnson, the Lions cut running back Tatum Bell.

So what does Bell do? Call his agent to get some tryouts lined up? Not even close.

Bell stole Rudi's luggage while it was parked outside of Matt Millen's office.

You can't make this stuff up.