Friday, September 12, 2008

Caption Contest Time


What does this lame ass tattoo say to you. I think it say, "I am an ungrateful punk." Except take out the p and n in punk and replace them with f and c. Also, is that a riding lawnmower tat up under his sleeve. I can't figure out if Hart is a turd sandwich or giant douche.

14 comments:

D'Amico's one good year said...

Interesting how in his tattoo the star is crumbling... Very fitting.

ClownShipLollypop. said...

"I enjoy dicks"
"My vagina hurts"

ClownShipLollypop. said...

"Only wear my sunglasses at night because I'm blind as a fucking bat anyway"

"Never surrender! Unless you're feelings are hurt"

ClownShipLollypop. said...

YOUR feelings that is

AP said...

Caption: Corey Hart struggles mightily to put his shirt on, because such a mundane act is almost impossible for a retard. 5 minutes later, Corey was actually able to get his head and arms through the proper openings, but was disheartened to learn the shirt was actually backwards. It was a big day for him.

It's a long caption, I realize....

Anonymous said...

It's better to burn out than fade away.

D'Amico's one good year said...

We've seen the needle and the damage done?

Chorenzo Chorizno said...

Keeping with the classic rock them... "Comfortably Dumb".

Chorenzo Chorizno said...

"Then" not "them".

D'Amico's one good year said...

I wish we could just say "The Kids are Alright"

Shawn said...

It is a prophecy:

"This smoking, crumbling star will fall to the Earth, much like:
1)My fan popularity
2)Any Ned Yost led team regardless of talent level
3)All of my offensive stats in August/September
4)My confidence that not taking the Brewers offer and waiting it out until arbitration because I am going to have a monster year"

nervous ned said...

"You guys are over reacting. We're still up two games. We're the ones in the drivers seat. We're the ones controling our destiny. Look at the standings guys! We're up 2, not down. We have a big doubleheader, and let the chips fall where they may."

nervous ned2 said...

No game is more important than any other. We'll still be tied if we get swept by the Phillies.

DannyNoonan said...

"Even great players with generally great attitudes sometimes do dumb shit like get lame tattoos and complain about fans."