Wednesday, July 2, 2008

Mike Hunt Admits That He is Useless

Ahhhh...... Mike Hunt has come through with another gem in today's paper. What's that you say? You're tired of reading about posts that rip Mike Hunt's columns?

Too bad.

In today's entry, Mike actually does all of my work for me.

Here's the first two paragraphs:

There are more productive things to do at the moment than spending a lot of time speculating whether the Milwaukee Brewers will trade for C.C. Sabathia.

You know, like coming up with an over-under for the number of performers personal fave "Earth, Wind & Fire" will be able to fit onstage for the final night of Summerfest.

Undaunted, and as usual, oblivious, Mike Hunt proceeds to spend the next 536 words doing just that - speculating whether the Milwaukee Brewers will trade for C.C. Sabathia.

Which means that, in his own words, the time he spent writing this column was less productive than coming up with an over-under for the number of performers Earth, Wind & Fire can fit onstage.

And yet, he remains employed. Or does he?

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