Some people skip team meetings. Others fail drug test. Astronaut's pitcher Shawn Chacon found a new way to get suspended - toss your GM by the neck. From ESPN.com:
Astros pitcher Shawn Chacon was suspended indefinitely by the team Wednesday for insubordination after reportedly grabbing general manager Ed Wade by the neck and throwing him to the ground.
What, the Figure 4 Leg Lock didn't work? You forgot the perfect way to administer the Boston Crab? WTF, athletes never cease to amaze.