Thursday, May 1, 2008

Ship that series bitch!

Cue up the guitar to Tom Petty's "Free Falling..."


"The Cubs are freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee....
Freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Fallinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggg"

This is why the Cubs can never be considered a serious threat. That game right there. Two things are evidently clear on why the Cubs won't win anything of merit.
-Kerry Wood somehow is pitching the baseball at the end of games.
-The Cubs lack this.

The Cubs score 29 runs in 3 games...and lose 2 out of 3. Enjoy your time at the top Cubs''s limited.


Anonymous said...

"Hey Chicago, What do you say? The Cubs are going to lose today!" I was also wondering if anyone knows whether or not Svuem was still drunk from last night.

Anonymous said...

Yes, Svuem was clearly drunk out there.

You gotta love those Cubs fans throwing crap at Braun on left field on the play where Fukudome was gunned down, and then giving him the bird when he went back towards the dugout in the 9th after he killed them.

Stay classy, Chicago.