Thursday, April 24, 2008

Anybody Smell Gas?


Well, I had this bad boy all dialed up for Brad Lidge to come in and burn the stadium down, but he didn't. So, I have to use it on someone...how about David Riske? Probably doesn't deserve a full can, how about a pint of gas. David hasn't had a 6 hit, 5 earned-type outing yet, but he has failed to impress in the young season. In fact, I don't think he's had a 1, 2, 3 inning in weeks. His ERA is now at a Turnbow-esque 7.36. I don't think that's what the Brewers had in mind when they gave him $13 million in the off season. I know, it's early...I'm just saying.

5 comments:

Krey said...

Just saw the replay of that meatball Riske gave up. What happened to wasting one 0-2? Prince Fielder would be 350 if he feasted on pitches like that.

brad said...

Good observation Krey. Another one: how is Ann Carrol still on the payroll? I saw her wrap up the Brewer game replay tonight. She's stealing money....might as well call her "Bobby Simmons."

Wrigleyville said...

so, prince would lose weight if he ate meatballs? i'm confused...

Matt said...

WV has a book of fat jokes that he works from. Because emotionally, he's still stuck in Junior High.

Krey said...

It's getting heavy in here