Mo Williams is BILLUPS OF THE WEEK. He has officially passed Ben Sheets on the random injury front. He now suffers from the sports disease I like to call "I'mapussyitis."
It all started innocently this afternoon when I receive an email from my buddy Two Name...telling me to immediately click on this link, and scroll down after the Bucks lineup and look at Williams' injury disclosure.
PUBIC SYMPHYSITIS.
Let me write that again.
PUBIC SYMPHYSITIS.
What is pubic symphysitis you may be asking??? Oh I'll tell you...it essentially is inflammation of the pubic symphysis.
Wha wha what the F is the pubic symphysis?
Here you go.
The pubic symphysis is the midline cartilaginous joint uniting the superior rami of the left and right pubic bones. It is located anterior to the urinary bladder and superior to the external genitalia; In males it is above the penis. In males, the suspensory ligament of the penis attaches to the pubic symphysis.
YES, some effing ligament or cartilage above Mo William's mansize is hurting him so much that he can't run up and down a basketball court. GIVE ME A BREAK. I can't do the research anymore...it makes me too upset that this loser makes more money than me. Somebody let us know if anybody in the history of the NBA has missed a game due to this injury. PLEASE.
Mo Williams: Congratulations on your first Billups of the Week win!
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The Bucks are dead to me. No one cares.
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