Note to Senator Kohl: I know you check out this blog 3-4 times daily, at least give Simmons a token interview!
Simmons goes through a list of why the Bucks are in trouble and then finishes with this little gem of a thought:
If your team had a creative, enterprising, thinking-out-of-the-box bone in their lottery-ridden body, they would have jumped on my "candidacy" quickly and tried to milk a few weeks of P.R. out of it. Why?
BECAUSE IT'S THE ONLY WAY THEY WOULD EVER GET A CASUAL FAN REMOTELY INTERESTED IN THE DAY-TO-DAY PROCEEDINGS OF THE MILWAUKEE BUCKS!
Anyway, since the Bucks refuse to acknowledge my candidacy, it looks like I'm going to have to shift to Plan B: Openly and frequently torturing them. Stay tuned.
2 comments:
This team is just clueless. You are not going to get Walsh - he's going to NY. There are no other decent candidates, so give Simmons a shot. If he sucks, bring someone else in next year or the year after when there are better candidates out there. You have absolutely nothing to lose.
Make a bold decision for once and hire Simmons and I'll renew my full season ticket package today. Guaranteed. Did you read that Herbie? Make people care and they will actually get excited and buy tickets and the team might actually make you money for once. Otherwise there will be 2 more empty seats at the BC next year.
I'm not sure Bill Simmons' ego could get any bigger.
He's perfect for the NBA!
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