Sunday, December 16, 2007

UW-Whitewater 31, Mount Union 21

Yeah, I'll break down a DIII football game. Well, not really. I have to represent those WIAC schools by congratulating UWW for winning the DIII title yesterday. I guess Mount Union (Ohio) is annually like this year's Patriots and lose about 5 games a decade. Here's how many points they scored in the playoffs en route to the finals: 42, 59, 52, and 62. The mighty Warhawks held them to 21. Oh, and UWW's best player is named Beaver (hee, hee).

I went to a basketball camp at UWW back in the day and lets just say it was below average. The food tasted like prison grub, the dorms were so hot that our neighbors soda cans started to explode in the middle of the night (all of a sudden you heard a psssssss-BOOOM....."What the Fuck was that!!), and we had some ghetto coach from Milwaukee running our squad (he kept yelling at Bill: "Bilw, don't dwibble the balw!!"). Good times.

3 comments:

AP said...

I actually saw about half of this game. There was a good 20 minute stretch were neither team could hang onto the ball. It made for some pretty funny fumble scrum piles and lead to a OLineman scoring a TD. Good stuff....

Bill said...

The coach was Terry McKisicke or some shit like that. He absolutly destroyed my confidence at a summer basketball camp that was designed to do just the opposite.

I still want to punch the mofo.

Bill said...

Ohh yeah but in all fairness he was absolutly right, I had a tough time going left and consistently turned the ball over when pressured.

Still what an a hole.