Thursday, December 6, 2007

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!




"...they are talking up Derrick Turnbow as the leading candidate to assume the role (closer)..."

12 comments:

sleestak said...

On the plus side, the stock of BP and Citgo has skyrocketed on speculation that Turnbow's need for gas to keep his can filled will quadruple.

Anonymous said...

What else are they going to say at this point in time?

Anonymous said...

How about: "We have no idea who our closer is at this point in time."

matt said...

I bet Mike Hunt has the answer.

Anonymous said...

Hunt would say that they shouldn't go out and overspend on a closer but there is no way Turnbow should be the closer and Hunt would not provide a solution. Oh wait, he said that yeasterday.

AP said...

I don't think that is a big enough explosion in that picture to properly convey the magnitude of this situation.

Larry Wayne said...

It will probably be Dotel.

brad said...

Where's Doug Jones? He only threw like 60 MPH during his playing days...he can still probably throw it close to that now.

matt said...

Anonymous just wrote a Mike Hunt column, and it likely took him less than 10 seconds to do so.

If he would have added in a statement that the Brewers need to improve their defense to contend but shouldn't be going after Scott Rolen, then this would be complete.

matt said...

A guy on SI.com says the Brewers and Astros are after Eric Gagne.

sleestak said...

gee, Turnbow's gas can or Gagne's. That's like saying would you rather be shot or stabbed.

brad said...

More from Tommy H.

One thing seems pretty certain: The Brewers won't be trading for a closer. When I asked Melvin about that prospect, he said, "We have a closer. Derrick Turnbow."