Thursday, October 11, 2007

Take Away that Senior's Drivers License


Paterno, shown here practicing road rage by screaming and driving an imaginary car.
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Seems Joe Pa got himself into a little vehicular dispute the other day with a female driver on campus.
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According to the Pittsburgh Post-Dispatch reporter:
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According to the sources, Paterno said after his close call he pulled his car over to the curb and got out.
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He then approached the other vehicle and shook his finger at the driver. He warned her to, "Watch it."
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"Be careful," Paterno said. "I have your license number, and I will call the police on you."
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According to the sources, Paterno said a male passenger then walked up and chastised him, saying, "That's my wife you're talking to."
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Paterno said, "That's your problem."
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He-yoooooo. The old man is still quick with a zinger. Unfortunately, that zinger caused the lady to call the police herself, complaining that the 147 year-old coach "committed a traffic violation and acted in a disorderly manner at 12:09 p.m., along Bigler Road, near the Food Science Building."

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

His Model T's breaks don't work like they used to, what do you expect?

sleestak said...

so just what exactly was the traffic violation that the woman is reporting that he committed? senior driver vs. woman driver.. tough call, but even though JoPa is about 113, I'd take his word over the broad's.

On a side note, while it is nice to chauffeured around by a woman, why was the hell was she driving? I don't know any guys who let their wife/girlfriend drive the car when they are both in it. Get some cajones nancy-boy.

Anonymous said...

JoePa is easily the most self-promoting, hypocritical a##hole ever. Eff him.