A Simple Solution

As I half-heartedly monitored tonight's game at home, knawing on some China King, watching the hideous Topher Grace-less "That 70's Show" (it's kind of like a train wreck - you can't look away...although now that I think of it, I've never seen a train wreck, so scratch that) and flipping back to the Brewers game periodically, I came to a realization: I need to re-dedicate myself. I've been dicking off for the last 2 months or so. No more.

So in the 11th, I sat my ass on the couch, cracked open a Miller Lite, and really focused on this thing. I mean I was locked in. And what happened?.

The Brewers score a 2-out run (never happens), Coco struck out the side in the bottom of the frame on the road (never happens), Brewers win (never happens - lately)..

So the lesson? Drink more Miller Lite.

Or...

Or...