Friday, August 10, 2007

Moose Haas: Bikini Contest Judge

Picked up a copy of The Onion today at lunch at my local Big Mike's. There is an ad for the Miss Hawaiian Tropic International Bikini Contest Wisconsin State Finals to be held August 18th at Potawatomi. The highlight here is the list of "Celebrity" judges (I had to look up who some of these guys were):
  • Kato Kaelin (not proud to say I now live in the city he grew up in)
  • Dan Haggerty (according to Wikipedia," the burly, bearded star of TV's "Grizzly Adams".)
  • George Thompson (Former Marquette baller; man pissed off his retired number was worn by Lazar Hayward last season)
  • Joe Panos (Cleared paths for Moss and Fletcher and some jokers with the Eagles and Bills)
  • Hacienda Brothers (some sort of country/R&B band)
  • Art Kramer (Milwaukee Wave Assistant coach)
  • Adam Burish (Former Badger hockey player, plays for the always crappy Blackhawks)
  • Moose Haas (Career total of 100 wins and a 4.01 ERA. Would probably be the ace of the current Brewers staff)
  • Jerry Augustine (Former Brewer and UWM baseball coach. Also a career 0-2 record as manager against the Racine Post 546 Legion team. in the early 90's. Unfortunately we did not fare as well against the Greg Brock lead Muskego team.)
  • Alley Faith (Morning radio person on some station in Milwaukee)
  • Steve Haywood (Sports talk Radio guy in Milwaukee)
  • Tom Sutton (Former Channel 12 Sportscaster)
  • Joel Gawronski (Even Google couldn't help me here, something to do with volleyball, I gathered)

I think Brad Chopp (Founder of the sports blog Chuckie Hacks) would have fit in with this group of jokers.


4 comments:

Brad said...

Founder of Chuckie Hacks has to be just as important as the Milwaukee Wave assistant coach, right?

woziszeus said...

The thought brings up another good point...when is Chucky Hacks' first corporate gig?

Or when is Chopp going to be the guest host on the Best Damn Sports Show?

Brad said...

As soon as Goldy gets those T-Shirts and bumper stickers are made up...

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