Major League Baseball is very excited to have Prince Fielder playing in his first All Star Game, and the league is already making the necessary accomodations:
Upon arrival in San Francisco, Prince will be picked up at the airport and driven via motorcycle to his hotel downtown.
Prince's hotel room will be equipped to meet his special dietary needs
MLB Officials were prepared to remove one of the clubhouse walls at Pac Bell Park for Prince to get inside. But they were relieved to discover that a wall previously had been removed in 2001 to accomodate Barry Bonds' head.
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My dislike of Aramis is growing by the minute!
all right...I got to admit...that's some funny stuff. Wasn't Bare Ruth a big guy too? I'm just saying......
I mean Babe....damn it.
i think that was freudian by ap.
That's funny.
The Milwaukee Journal Sentinel had a picture of Prince on the front page teasing to the story about him starting the All-Star game, and then the top story above the fold was titled something like "Scientists Show Obesity Linked to Chronic Stress" or something like that.
ohhhh....grrrr....WV got me so good. I'm crushed.....
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