Tuesday, July 17, 2007

Lance Smith: Loser!

For the sake of humanity, everybody boo when #5 gets the ball.

Badger backup RB Lance Smith was jailed this weekend after an altercation with his girlfriend. He pushed her down (in a convienence store, no less) and stole her shoes. Why? Because of a cab fare dispute totalling $5. Five dollars. Cinco dolores. 5 bones. Five bucks. Well, at least it was for a good reason (sarcasim).

Smith then told the woman to go to a nearby convenience store to get change for a $20 bill, but allegedly followed her, still arguing, and pushed her down in the store, the woman told police.
As she fell, the woman dropped the $20 bill and Smith allegedly picked up the cash and took her shoes, DeSpain said


Goldy said...

Who is this guy? Woogie from "There's Something About Mary."

Pete North said...

At least he didn't jizz on her face like that dude did up in Minn.