Tuesday, July 17, 2007

Lance Smith: Loser!

For the sake of humanity, everybody boo when #5 gets the ball.


Badger backup RB Lance Smith was jailed this weekend after an altercation with his girlfriend. He pushed her down (in a convienence store, no less) and stole her shoes. Why? Because of a cab fare dispute totalling $5. Five dollars. Cinco dolores. 5 bones. Five bucks. Well, at least it was for a good reason (sarcasim).

Smith then told the woman to go to a nearby convenience store to get change for a $20 bill, but allegedly followed her, still arguing, and pushed her down in the store, the woman told police.
As she fell, the woman dropped the $20 bill and Smith allegedly picked up the cash and took her shoes, DeSpain said

2 comments:

Goldy said...

Who is this guy? Woogie from "There's Something About Mary."

Pete North said...

At least he didn't jizz on her face like that dude did up in Minn.