Puck Me!

I can honestly say that I'm glad that I didn't attend a recent Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition party.

Hmmm...I think I'll take a water chestnut wrapped in bacon, a little mini quiche, and some Hepatitis A. Nothing like a touch of jaundice and severe abdominal pain to round out the evening. Not good times. At least any swimsuit models in attendance don't have to worry about being exposed - I'm sure they didn't eat anything.