Saturday, January 27, 2007

Man Wins Aussie Open Women's Final


Some guy named Serena Williams just won the Woman’s Final of the Australian Open. Despite his huge rack, further tests revealed that Serena is indeed a man. The rumors of Williams playing defensive end for the Colts in next Sunday’s Super Bowl have not been confirmed. We will stay on this story as the week progresses.

3 comments:

Htiek said...

I feel I need to confess that I actually watched most of this match and enjoyed it....I was at a sports bar with some friends and I think the Magic were getting smoked by someone on TV...hardly any of us were watching. But then something strange happened that I cant shake from my head. This tennis match came on and one by one all of my buddies became entrhallred with the match.

I begin to question out loud why the hell everybody was watching so intently....and then it hit me like a ton of bricks. I saw a slo mo replay of Serena chasing down a ball and there were so many things jiggling I could barely contain myself. I was hooked! But that's all I have to say about that.

Nubs said...

Htiek, I too like a good jiggle as much as the next guy but sometimes you have to step back and look at the total package.

Chopp, How much High Lifes were consumed before this post last night? Your original post had her playing for the Patriots this Sunday. Nice work.

Brad Chopp said...

Nubs, too many. It's just natural to asume the Pats beat the Colts.