This is worth your time.
Brewerfan.net did an interview with a high-energy Brooks Kieschnick.
The short version: He thinks the Cubs completely botched his career, he loved Milwaukee, he loved hitting bombs, and he wants Doug Melvin to call him to give him a job.
No mention of him dominating slow pitch softball leagues in Texas, but you can bet that's what he's doing best right now.
h/t to Right Field Bleachers on finding the interview.