Monday, May 11, 2009

Channel Surfing

- Why is golf the only sport which refers to players by their first name: Tiger, Phil, Vijay, Sergio, Ernie, Jack, Arnie, etc. Because, like golf itself, it's LAME. I'm gonna start doing that for the Packers...Aaron, Charles, Greg, Chad, and Cullen.

- Woz tells me Danny Gokey Day was sweet. I'll take his word for it.

- Watched my first (and only) 10 minutes of NBA playoffs tonight. Cavs-Hawks. It was thrilling, let me tell you. If my life depended on guessing where Ben Wallace played, I'd be eating dirt. Cleveland, by the way. And LeBron should get every MVP vote and not even put anyone else on the ballot. How many games would a Mo Williams, Big Z, That guy with the weird hair, Delonte West (WTF is with this guy?), Wallace, and Wally Szcerzbiazckadazcazcazc roster win? 18? 22?

- The Pink bats on Mothers Day are pretty gay. Can't they make them red? Or a dark purple, maybe?

- Apparently, the NHL playoffs are upon us. Came across a game on the Bull Riding channel. Vancouver was on. The new unis are solid...






...but tell me what was wrong with these? Nothing:


In other hockey action, a few teams are left and I'm sure it's intriguing.

- Jerry Augustine? Come on.

- What happened to the "Bill's Grill" segment?

10 comments:

spanky said...

The negativity in this post made me sad. Have a beer and put a smile on your face. Why so downtrodden?

Keith Ginter said...

Bill's Grill was great..now we have a reincarnated "jerry garcia" to show us varieties of fancy cheese.

Bill gilled a pizza on his chromed out, propane machine. Pure badass.

Anonymous said...

Jerry Garcia is Johnny Estrada's cousin - look it up.

And the pink bats and all the other pink stuff is awful. We might as well just call it CANCER DAY.

Lance's Other Nut said...

Danny Gokey murdered his wife when he found out he was gay...

ClownShipLollypop said...

Is that a whale jumping through a sickle of ice?

Hot.

D'Amico's one good year said...

I just love when they say the players are wearing pink to support breast cancer. Like it needs the help.

Tim said...

I saw a little girl, probably about 3 or 4 years old, wearing a pink shirt with the breast cancer awareness ribbon on it. Underneath the ribbon is said "Save the Tatas."
I thought it was cute.

Goldy said...

I'm all for stopping any type of cancer, but why don't we, as a country, start donating to cancers that are nearly 100% fatal? You get pancreatic cancer and you are done. Yet nobody wants to donate to that.

Lance's Other Nut said...

Cancer, it's the new AIDS.

ClownShipLollypop said...

You'd think with all the money they have raised they would be able to travel through time to cure cancer while solving the Hodge conjecture.

I think someone is skimming.