Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Packers Hire Strength Coach/Serial Killer


No joke - this guy's the Packers new strength and conditioning coach. Is it good that a guy in his position looks like he burns 12 cigarettes and crushes 9 Pabst's daily? And why doesn't this surprise me:

"I don't know anybody that knows his name," said John Lott, strength coach for the Arizona Cardinals. "He's just a good ol' country boy from Nebraska. Old school. Tough. Fair. Laid-back."

and (talking about his friend McCarthey):

"He’s a redneck just like me," said Redding. "I got lucky. This is a dream come true for me."

Sounds like he fits into Northern Wisconsin perfectly. All kidding aside, this guy's very highly regarded and successful strength coach....even if he looks like he should work at Cooters Garage instead of the NFL.

17 comments:

Paul said...

9 pbrs? more like 19

ClownShipLollypop said...

He looks like the Night Stalker from that Stallone movie Cobra.

"You're a disease, and I'm the cure."

The Packers defense is diseased. A band of scurvy ridden pirates would be better.

Anonymous said...

He will either turn AJ Hawk into:

1. A better football player

2. A lamp

AP said...

Maybe that's his angle....

"Hit the weights, or I'll kill you."

"Wow, he looks pretty crazy and he just might do it. I'll be at the gym...."

thecobra said...

Is that a broken nose?

He should be in Roadhouse!

garcia said...

I think if he were to take that rug off, we would find that it's actually a half-living wolverine. It's just stapled to his head.

Matt said...

He kind of looks like a crazy Robin Yount.

Larry Wayne Jr said...

Another inferior member of the new Michael McCarthy regime.

ClownShipLollypop said...

Nothing says Calisthenics like straight up murder.

rex jaybels said...

That guy looks like he drives a conversion van with blacked out windows. Something you might find near a playground.

lofty said...

Right.....like the same thing clown drives.

Dogy said...

He looks like he wants to touch me.


I'm honestly a little creeped out.

ClownShipLollypop said...

I drive a Yugo. It seats 15.

jnizzle said...

Scott Favre hates this hire...

Anonymous said...

Scott Favre hates competency.

Anonymous said...

JESUS CHRIST! Who let that guy out of Waupun?

Anonymous said...

Hey, I got candy from this guy in a park once......it didn't end well........