Little Johnny was in his 4th grade class when the teacher asked the children
what their fathers did for a living.
All the typical answers came up - Fireman, Truck Driver, Salesman, etc.
Johnny was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him
about his father. 'My father's an exotic dancer in a gay bar and
takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's
really good, he'll go out to the alley with some guy for money.'
The teacher, obviously shaken by his statement immediately changed the
subject and hurriedly set the other children to work on a coloring project.
She then took Little Johnny aside and asked him, 'Is that true about your
father?' 'No,' said Johnny. 'He plays baseball for the Chicago Cubs,
but I was just too embarrassed to say that.'